But it's not necessary

The biggest sucker deal in retail.

Monday, November 28, 2005

What's in your junk drawer?

No matter the type of household you live in, from low-rent to high-on-the-hog, if you have drawers in your kitchen -- chances are you have a junk drawer. Inspired by the fictional CGI animation flick "Escape From the Junk Drawer", I submit to you a blog-time-waster-thing I just made up. If anyone else has already done it, I didn't steal it, ask George Michael. All you have to do is open the drawer and list "What's in Your Junk Drawer?"

The first five things I found are:

Several wooden block rubber stamps

An unopened bag of 150 popsicle™ stick-sized wooden craft sticks

A bag of paper coin rolls, every denomination

An unopened package of four ceiling hooks

A snack bag ziploc™ with two keychain frisbee™ flippers and 6 of the frisbees™

(sometimes I am really organized)

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Musical Christmas lighting

Quick holiday fun time for you, broken English for me.

Friday, November 18, 2005

That's not what this is for, usually

You Might Think dot blogthing is not in the business of storing links to sites of actual entertainment or information, although there are great ones in the sphere, Ultimate Insult comes to mind. There is a team of psychiatrists working several half hours a month to determine what sort of weblog YMT is supposed to be, their project has a completion date that they are not willing to reveal, so that answer may never come. Disclaimer in place, I had to bring this by because it is rather neat. Make a portrait of yourself South Park style.

Oh, in Madge news, she got caught plagiarizing, more on that as is warranted. By the way, if you don't want to bother reading it, she (or her record co.) refused to negotiate with the writer of the song so he had to sue her (them).

Monday, November 14, 2005

Update: Playpen Magazine

Back when ever this was I mentioned the fictional nudie mag that is often featured on television shows other than the one Al Bundy used to read, can't for the life of me remember it, must have blocked most memories of that show. Anyway, it is always the same cover, one gets the feeling it might be the same copy traveling from one production studio to the next. Here is a photo of said magazine in the hands of Nikki Cox from an episode of "Vegas" or whatever that thing is, I don't watch; just caught this somewhere. I wish it were a straight on shot, I would love to know who is on the cover, I doubt she is famous but she modeled at one time at least, could be an interesting story.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Madge is not relevant, but telling people makes them doubt it

  It is an interesting cultural anomaly, if that makes any sense, that anything you hear often enough becomes disbelieved by the masses. I understand the reasoning, most people are sheep, so if most people believe it then it probably isn't true; whatever it is just has a good publicist. The contradiction is rather obvious; most people are aware of what sheep most people are, and want to believe the opposite of what they think most people believe. ???? yep.

   A labored explanation to make the point that Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone stopped being relevant close to 15 freakin' years ago, yet I hear about her views all the time. I'm well aware of her because she was famous when I was in high school, but what would a teenager know her for today? What she did to Don McLean's "American Pie"? I doubt it, they would likely think it had something to do with the movies and have no idea who Don McLean is.

   It's a fact that famous people rarely have to keep the same quality in their product once they have an established fanbase, especially musicians. The Rolling Stones have put out many albums since their last good one, but there are a lot of people that simply buy each one that comes out with no questions asked. I don't begrudge them or Madge continuing to ply their trade, but really; no one is asking Mick about how he raised his children, nor would anyone listen. Is every day a slow news day, the fact that Madge doesn't let her children watch television having been presented to me by no less than 5 different sources suggests that this may be the case. Yes, it is cute that a media whore is shielding her children from what made their opulent lifestyle possible. Yes, I understand the contradiction; it's still not news. Kabbalah? If Kabbalah were a dude he would be telling you he never met her, he wasn't even at the club that night, and she must have been pretty drunk to think they were ever together. A writer of children's books, hmmm, perhaps the name that gets the ghost-writer published is a little more like it. Much like her later music that is really some hard working musicians without enough clout to get record contracts of their own, joining their creations with her breathy squawk.

   I was never a huge Madonna fan, she was ubiquitous, very much the Britney Spears of her day; you would learn the words to her songs by simply being a member of American society. You couldn't watch television without hearing about her and her husband's latest antics, and the mocking of her movies was limitless. Not that I dislike her early work either, I will let the radio stay put when the 80s weekend people put on one of her tracks, but that's beside the point. I am removed enough to say that once and for all we should stop hearing her name. It is a well-worn, disingenuous tool of the media to mention someone's opinion just to attach controversy, whether pointing out how relevant the opinion or the person is or not. Obviously, they see some value in dropping a name, even if to mock the opinion. (Yes, if I got paid to do this I would be just as guilty, I'm saying all this as public service, smart ass.)    

   The point is, she was never known as an intellectual heavyweight by any means, so it isn't her reputation as a great thinker of thoughts that is getting her so much press. That leaves only her fame to legitimize her claim on relevance. Well, her last good record came out in 1989, and Dick Tracy was 1990. Even though her tepid, sophomoric, (and over-priced) 'Let's antagonize the blue noses' tome "SEX" came out in 1992; she has been irrelevant for at least 15 years, let's stop talking about her at all. Again, yes, I get that I have gone on at great length decrying talking about her, it's not ironic. Much.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

What color should your blog be?

Your Blog Should Be Purple

You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Cover your left eye and lick the back of my neck

   This just in ... Part time Thinker is apparently fully visible to teenaged girls again, after six years or so of nearly complete transparency. Luckily, it is 18 year old girls, so not too creepy to flirt back, unfortunately, they are still about 12-15 years below PTT's minimum age for ... let's say closing the deal. Still, nice to think you still have it when you thought you had lost it -- even if it really is lost and a couple of teenaged girls are very confused and/or visually impaired. Cute, but confused.