By any other name, would a twat give you money for name-calling?

T-shirthell.com owner Aaron Schwarz is no longer happy being Aaron Schwarz. No, he's not suicidal; he's decided to change his name. People change their names all the time, what makes soon-to-not-be-Aaron's story newsworthy is that he wants you to help him decide on his new name. Not just out of the kindness of your heart, mind you; he is offering to pay the author of his new moniker $25,000!
  Submissions will be accepted for 60 days, after he chooses his top ten there will 30 days of public voting, at the end of which, Aaron will walk into a government building of some sort and walk out with a brand new name. The submitter of the winning name will receive a cashier's check for $25,000! At his website givemeaname you can read about him, see the submissions made so far, and most importantly, submit your idea for his new name for your chance at the kablinky! Just so you know, I have already submitted 'Aaron Schwartz', tough luck, slowpoke!


Duty Freebie: I'm all for new reads, and The Hue and Cry is an excellent read, much more thoughtful than even my regular reads, which I think it has now become. Politically slanted towards honesty, Bushies beware!