Speaking of Short Guys with Mental Problems

   I don't want to bring up anything too controversial, but this amused
me. Tomcruiseisnuts.com reports a story from allheadlinenews.com (wtf,madeup.com was taken?) that the diminutive actor has spawned a new catchphrase, "Jumping the Couch". The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Hijacking metaphors are not my favorite thing, but that was cute. Going postal = going crazy violently. Jumping the couch = going crazy giggling and gleefully, glaring at one and all in such a way that they must surely know that you know the history of many important things, but they do not. --r-
(they have a great picture of him jumping a couch, natch)